dog pecker nats

My friend wes was working on my car in the heat of the summer and kept cussing and swearing. I said whats up wes he said these damn dog pecker nats keep biting my nuts.
by kenoter May 19, 2007
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The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 02, 2010
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tiny pecker syndrome

The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.

After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.
The canadians still live with TP'S (tiny pecker syndrome)
by Orobos666 March 27, 2016
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Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.
John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008
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Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker
by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014
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shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!
by festus 1 November 06, 2012
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One Eyed Pecker Wrecker

A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.
1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?

2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?

3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!
by Ryan Rietkerk April 11, 2007
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