My friend wes was working on my car in the heat of the summer and kept cussing and swearing. I said whats up wes he said these damn dog pecker nats keep biting my nuts.
by kenoter May 19, 2007
A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 02, 2010
The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.
After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.
After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.
by Orobos666 March 27, 2016
John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?
by Tollhouse April 11, 2008
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.
So what.
That's a double decker pecker wrecker
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.
So what.
That's a double decker pecker wrecker
by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!
by festus 1 November 06, 2012
A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.
1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?
2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?
3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!
2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?
3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!
by Ryan Rietkerk April 11, 2007