A Massive black oily booty, paired with his monster of a cock, your grandfather (pi paw), is the ultimate father figure. Well, it's a bit more complicated. Mi maw and pi paw always touched you in ways you could never imagine. But you sort of.. liked it. Pi paw gave you the best nights, even better than sista!
Pi paw gave me the BEST anal last night!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets
Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets
Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
by pi paw September 8, 2022
Get the pi pawmug. by MayMay08 April 29, 2007
Get the Paw Grassmug. 
An abbreviation used in text meaning "Parents Are Watching" to tell the other person that what you wrote may have been abridged because your parents are going to see it.
Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)
Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)
We're going to the mall after school paw.
by Roggodoggocorgi February 15, 2022
Get the PAWmug. You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug. A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
Get the Monkey's Pawmug. 