accessory parents 

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.

This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents

accessory parents by novium January 11, 2017

chronic parents 

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

chronic parents by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

Ur Parents bi 

Its used by people which dont know how to play the game

Me: ur mom gay
Steve: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur sister a mister
Steve: ur parents bi
Everyone: Wtf steve, was that supposed to be an insult?
Steve: *kills himself*

Ur Parents bi by Donald Jack Trump March 18, 2018

rewind parents 

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.

Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.

rewind parents by sword2fish June 19, 2018

Berkeley Parents Network 

A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.

Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.

Berkeley Parents Network by Someguy018 November 4, 2018

Sugar parents 

A married couple that provides lavish gifts in exchange for sex

My sugar parents booked me hotel and bought me a bunch of ecstasy.

Sugar parents by Thundergunexpress April 25, 2020

scavenger parents 

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!

"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.

scavenger parents by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020