when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 04, 2008
The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.
by Godd'm March 05, 2019
by Willis Puffington December 17, 2006
(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.
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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.
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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.
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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
by Beetle Becca October 12, 2008
Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.
by juicedizzle November 09, 2011
by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020