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Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
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puke throne

I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.
by Yung Alpaca November 17, 2013
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stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013
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Puke neck

Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.
Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.
by ol' saddleface September 6, 2016
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puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015
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puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 4, 2019
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