Neo-prude

A person who is against displays of human bodies which don't conform to the ideal set forth by Pornography industry. Essentially the Neo-prude takes the pre-existing repressive prudish ideology of fundamentalist religion, which condemns displays of human bodies (especially in sexual contexts) as immoral, and alters it slightly to allow only displays which are idealized by the pornography industry. The vast majority of human bodies, which don't conform to this ideal, are met with the same flood of guilt tripping and disgust that traditional prudes visit upon all of humanity. Neo-prudes are prone to justifying their prudishness by pointing to the tiny minority of people whom they are not prudish towards.

Moron: Look how fat that ugly bitch is.
Chilla: Shut the fuck up you stupid neo-prude.

by Neo-Prude Slappa December 10, 2006

Prude Oil

Oil that is hard to reach either from: ultra deep water, freezing temperatures, political instability, or any other applicable factor.

Guy #1: "Alaska's crude oil supply is huge, but it is almost impossible to drill."
Guy #2: "That oil isn't crude, it's just prude oil."

by Moonnite July 9, 2009

Plune

n.: A wig or toupee comprised entirely of pubic shavings

Dude, that random ginger's plune must have come from carrot top.

by Balding Baxter May 23, 2013

Prude stamp

A prude stamp is the opposite of a tramp stamp. Unlike the tramp stamp a prude stamp is not located is a visual "sexual" area, unless the "prudes'" clothes are off. The most common body location for a prude stamp is on the left butt check. Commonly labeled with a single letter from the alphabet.

"I noticed that he had a prude stamp and I knew I wasn't getting any."

by Sebastain May 10, 2015

De-Pruded

Making someone do something sexual for the first time.

Dude, John de-pruded that hoe

by mac dizzle shizzle January 29, 2009

prude

What a guy calls a girl to get something out of her.

Guy:Because you wont sleep with me you're a prude.

by lauren March 10, 2005

prunedale

Prunedale,CA A small town with a population around 7,000.. very small! People who live here usually have a house built on 2 + acres well i did there are about 3 elemetary Schools.. echo valleymrs murphy and mr jackson wre the nicest!, prunedale, and Prunedale Christian Academy ((Liberty Family Academy shut down when i was in 3rdd there is 1 library where most people hangout at if not riding horses...HOME OF THE PRUNETUCKY PEOPLES!!! There is one Burger King and a Mc Donalds across 101. You can oonly by grocerys at a super maxx or Safeway across the highway. This town is 15 miinutes away from Salinas..and a5 away from Gilroy..and 45 away from San Jose...

Darlene-Hey Clarissa are you done with your homework?

Clarissa-Yess...

Darlene-Then lets go to the Prunedale library!

Clarissa-Yipee!

by Darlene MashedPotatoes September 23, 2007