post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008

pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).

Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"

by cwesq July 25, 2009

Help Post This

And you get a free cookie.

help post this pls!!!!111!!one!111
I believe in you.
This is my Christmas present.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

post-nineties

(adj) describes a music genre which mimics the codes of 90s' rock'n'roll (irony, detachment, reverberations, lo-fi production) in the years 2010'...

Dude, that new Tomorrows Tulips is so post-nineties

by stillinrock June 6, 2016

Posting a Seven

On democraticunderground.com, during the summer of 2009, Seven Gay posters were banned within a 24 hour period for the crime of disagreeing with Obama administration policies. One member (after the original 7 were banned) got banned for just posting the number 7. This time has been called the Great Gay Purge of 2009. As a result, at least 23 long time members were banned from the site.

Posting a Seven is posting something deliberately to be banned from a message board.

"I don't blame you for not posting a seven, since you have a huge target on your back.

by KitchenWitch August 25, 2010

Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.

Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.

by _Barb November 5, 2016