Planking

Cumming as fast as possible!

I'm Planking allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 5, 2015