patti-jo

basically a very cool person.

man that girl is awesome, shes such a patti-jo

by dayum.girl January 2, 2010

Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.

I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.

by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017

Mike Patton

Michael Allan Patton (born January 27, 1968) is an American singer, songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist and video game voice actor, best known as the lead singer of the rock band Faith No More from 1988 to 1998. He has also handled lead vocals for Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Lovage, Fantômas, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Peeping Tom.

Q: Who is the most prolific and versatile vocalist since the 1980's

A: Mike Patton

Q: Who did all the creature voices in I AM LEGEND

A: Mike Patton

Q: What Musician can you find guesting on Bjork,Massive Attack, John Zorn, and Kadaa's album's

A: Mike Patton

by Haplomega October 30, 2008

patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.

Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.

by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

pattronize

To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

Obsessed Fan: OME! Robert Pattinson and I are MEANT TO BE!!!!! I am SO Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!
Friend 1: Oh god.
Friend 2: Lets just pattronize her.

by kcyboo December 23, 2008

pattiful

Of extreme beauty, both on the inside and the outside.

She is extremely pattiful, in every definition of the word. Others wish they were as pattiful.

by bucsfan1 September 20, 2013