landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005

Pad Thai

A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:

1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now

This works with really any food but especially old pad thai

Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night

by blufalufagus May 12, 2011

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

Sugar Pad

A place where the elderly go to have sexual intercourse with both younger and older people.

James why don't we go the neighborhood Sugar Pad and get some aged ass.

by boobs adlkfjas;dfkjasd;klfj;as February 20, 2013

Pad set

The internal (NOT EXTERNAL!) electronic attenuation of radio frequency signal present at the input of a fiber optic transmitter expressed in dB (decibels).

The pad set of transmitter one is .5dB.

by tersekie January 25, 2011

Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

Lily pad

Stuff that frogs hop on

Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?

Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!

by bumm_y May 23, 2020