chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.

Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc

by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

Goliath Online

Quote originating from the original StarCraft upon the construction of a Goliath. A versatile killing machine equipped with anti aircraft missiles as well as marine-like rapid-fire capability for ground combat. Excellent for holding chokepoints.

"Goliath Online"

by nickjamesbtc June 24, 2022

Online Gangsters

People who nonstop try to insult people online with out being able to do it in person

Online gangsters are annoying and runaways.

by veggie103 December 2, 2022

online generation

The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.

She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.

by Jimbar August 9, 2017

Online Tag

Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.

Guy: Hey I finally reached you!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!

Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.

by kamel_reds January 25, 2010