chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 17, 2023
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Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.
Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc
by RedditorsAreMidwits March 01, 2023
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Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
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Online Tag

Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!

Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
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Bromance (Online)

On Instagram; When the homie comments a semi-romantic flirtatious comment on your most recent post.
On SC; When you send a homie a dick pick, or you receive one, its not necessarily gay, although you too do have a homoerotic friendship (bromance)

On Twitter; when you @ your homie on your feed (or vice-versa)
for instagram: "sexy" ,"hot", "cute", "💕", etc. (bromance
for sc: Homie 1: "Hey homie nice dick" Homie 2: "np dog, yours isnt that bad either"

for twitter: @hommie you're cute as hell dog

in a sentence: "are yall daitin? you seem pretty romantic online.", "nah we just have a really strong bromance" "what type of bromance" "a bromance (online)
by UrBuudWill September 17, 2020
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Online Gangsters

People who nonstop try to insult people online with out being able to do it in person
Online gangsters are annoying and runaways.
by veggie103 December 03, 2022
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Goliath Online

Quote originating from the original StarCraft upon the construction of a Goliath. A versatile killing machine equipped with anti aircraft missiles as well as marine-like rapid-fire capability for ground combat. Excellent for holding chokepoints.
"Goliath Online"
by nickjamesbtc June 24, 2022
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