Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Mong

Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic

Stitchcraft is a mong

by ThemeParkMan September 26, 2018

Mong

Some one that acts in a stupid or dumb manner. Can also mean a few people in skybounds!

"why you being a mong for Karl? cut it out!"

by Wateriswet01 July 28, 2021

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

MONG

An intellectual being who occasionally shits themselves, mong

Irem is a mong

by Mshockarif February 23, 2022

Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023