stage 3 chirp

The ultimate chirp. The using of personal embarassing information against one of the boys. NEVER use these if you care about ya home boy.

Bro you can't say that around these guys. That's a stage 3 chirp.

by Ligmagang February 23, 2020

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.

Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.

by Linksjamar March 23, 2024

late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.

"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024

stage duo

the best most underated duo. This is a platonic/romantic ship between 'Punz' and 'Dream' from the <dreamsmp> minecraft server. Although most of the times it's referred to their fictional characters, it's also sometimes referred to their irls as well. We classify them by using 'c!' for 'character and 'cc!' for content creator.

bro 1: Bro, stage duo literally went out with a bang on season 1.
bro 2: They had a sandwich date and got blew up by a nuke but okay.

by anonymous January 29, 2023

Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018