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vacation dick

An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.

Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016
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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other
Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.
by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015
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vacation dick

A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.
"This dude I hooked up with had vacation dick!"
by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016
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vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016
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vacation dick

by Cderf900 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016
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