WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?
Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word
bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation
ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao
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bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation
ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao
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I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!
by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017
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That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.
That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.
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