Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.
note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.
"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham July 25, 2008
Phil and Joel had sex with each other in the latest episode of Bonus Stage and Elly was just contemplating life after hearing them smash
by Weatherstripping May 22, 2024
A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015
Jeremiah drinks a Stage Setter of cream soda before taking a shot of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey. He then chases it with the rest of his cream soda.
by RyuOmega33 May 20, 2023
by random_shutter June 24, 2021
1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off
I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.
by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 20, 2024
by Dragon lol August 22, 2024