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Nymphnode

Slang for testicles; like the lymph nodes of the scrotum; derived from nymphomania.
Dude, that chick totally wants my nymphnodes.
by JizzlefoRizzle January 25, 2013
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Nyophobia

"I feel like he's secretly a child molester"
-Katie G.- Nyophobia sufferer
by 7swags September 8, 2014
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nymphnoho

Considered the rarest of all female human creatures, a "numphnoho" is the physical embodiment of a bad bitch, the physical appetite of a nympho, and the loyalty of a dog while being able to give you space between boning marathons. Nymphnohos are considered to be one of the most prized companions known to man.
When your girl is wearing crotchless panties to do dishes, cook, and do laundry and then sends you texts of it labeled "need you in this when I see you" and she don't ever give you any reason to worry about other dudes, she's acting like a "nymphnoho"
by SaintDiggity March 18, 2015
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nyphobia

Janice: Sarah only eats chicken wings because she got nyphobia.
by Bqueen425 May 15, 2016
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Nymph Node

An incorrect spelling of lymph node, often found on the notes of medical and veterinary students. It sounds far cuter than the intended.
A sample should be taken from the nymph node. Dammit lymph node. Oh well.
by strugglingvetstudent June 2, 2018
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nymphluenza

A sickness where you can’t do anything but stay home and have a fuckload of sex.

The fucking flu.
Sorry I can’t make it to work today, me and my wife both have nymphluenza.
by yeals November 10, 2018
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Nymphtress

Everything you are not, minus, the totes fishy poontang, Nymptress's true worshipper's warned you about to horde her to themselves.
Nymphtress, I yearn for your loving sensual, divinely mystiq ways. I was not, will not be, and have never been worthy. You radiate and sparkle like no other. You send shivers through my body, if it weren't so cloaked in your aura I steal religiously every single minute possible to eleviate you from the bliss of your ALL POWERFUL REIKI VIBE. Hang on to me, I swear I will always tragically believe I can only disappoint you, but truly, I will only ever aim to please.
by Careoticalovicious January 10, 2019
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