square eyes

When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!

EXAMPLE!!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"

by chA0s_eNgINe February 3, 2009

T-Square

A Japanese fusion jazz band. They recently (2004) celebrated their 25th anniversary and have over 20 albums, including several collaborations with jazz artists from across the world. One of their albums, Megalith, was released in an overseas version outside of Japan.

"Have you heard the new T-Square album?"

by Misty De Meo May 26, 2004

Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square

"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."

by katlindawnu March 31, 2009

Tienemormon Square

The large parcel of land in the middle of downtown Salt Lake City that is owned by the Mormon Church. It is more known as "Temple Square". It has been the center of controversy because the city of Salt Lake sold the church a block of land that use to be one of the main roads. The church had since converted it to a park. No smoking, swearing, or preaching anything that is non Mormon

"To save time on my way to the gay bar, I cut through Tienemormon Square."

by Topher30 October 19, 2006

glove square

5 pointed love triangle

Glove Square

Lewis loves Connie but Connie loves Richard and Richard loves Trudy and Trudy loves Sophie and Sophie loves Lewis

by Davehi August 19, 2015

square dude

someone{mostly a guy} that is boring, annoying, or the plus on in a group of friends

that dude a square / i anit trying hang out with no square dude

here come that square ass nigga

by whitehersey September 24, 2018

Stranger Squared

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.

Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".

by Mouth32 October 20, 2008