Near

Someone who has facial defects, is "big-boned," and is all over ugly.

Person A: "That boy is a Near."
Person B: "Yeah, tell me about it, that's some fugly face right there."

by Anonymous4534 January 11, 2008

Nearanutta

Not another.

There better not be nearanutta ho up in this bittttch.

by PimpJuice April 10, 2003

nearbeer

A stinky young man who performs felatio on other men in both recreational times and as an occupation (usually for false currency, i.e wooden nickels)

Nearbeer: "I'll suck yo dick for a cheeseburger"

by absolute murder February 28, 2009

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

Nezaria

someone who frequently makes annoying mistakes on purpose, but upon realizing they would be ridiculed for that mistake, they act like it was an accident so they don't get negative social attention

Ryan kept making fart noises in class but no one found it funny, when the teacher scolded him he panicked and said "I forgot I was farting" what an idiot. He's such a Nezaria.

by ThatGhettoKid October 25, 2010

near-the-O

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, able to turn heads, seductive

Damn, she was so fine, she was near-the-O!

Her face was so near-the-O every guy in the room stared.

by hochstettler August 3, 2006

mahad nazar

Plays sonic more than he should and likes to eat curry

Jheeze thats a lot of curry you have been eating Mahad Nazar

by CH4RL13B October 30, 2020