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hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.
by DCo311 November 15, 2010
mugGet the hole tendingmug.

Twix hole

Dont forget to wipe your twix hole.
Shut your f****ing twix hole
by Youdontknowme329201 November 10, 2016
mugGet the Twix holemug.

Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
by WordBaron September 1, 2009
mugGet the Schootch the Holemug.

cooter hole

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.
Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men
by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014
mugGet the cooter holemug.

sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.
My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.
by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012
mugGet the sneeze holemug.

Sushi hole

by Picklerick1981 February 10, 2023
mugGet the Sushi holemug.

A&E HOLED

an attack or censorship on a celebrity by the media, entertainment industry, or information highway for expressing 1st Amendment opinions against a certain group of people or a individual person(s)
Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty got A&E Holed for expressing his opinions of the behavior of homosexuals, and got kicked off his T.V. show
by Oldschool Rocker December 20, 2013
mugGet the A&E HOLEDmug.

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