Sky: Children of the Light

A game you can play to tell people that you’re gay without telling people that you’re gay

I’m sorry for playing Sky: Children of the Light every day I have a new mental illness

by FluorideStare November 19, 2021

planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

(C.O.G.)Children of God

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.

(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.

by HIS SON 12 May 07, 2016

University of Spoiled Children

A nickname given to USC by jealous UCLA kids who couldn't afford USC.

My dad's movie bombed last year, so now University of Spoiled Children isn't an option.

by Mims22 September 08, 2007

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Children of the corn-hole

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.

The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...

by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016

University of Spoiled Children

An outdated and cliched nickname for USC, the University of Southern California.

USC was formerly known as the University of Spoiled Children, but has vastly improved over the past few decades and is now a top ranked and diverse university.

by Tommy Trojan January 04, 2007