jiminy crickets my ass

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.

O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 9, 2019

Jumping through my ass

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.

My day is so hectic I'm jumping through my ass.

by Buckeye Unicorn May 28, 2018