Mistifigation

The feeling when you have an unsolved case or problem in your life

Friend 1: My girl left me for another guy, and idk why?
Friend 2: Dude, you must be so mistifigated.

Mistifigation

Synonym: Mystified

by ouaus August 22, 2019

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

Mostindie

Tuogau (Thurgau)

Die beste Öpfel gits in {Mostindie}

by jusupi December 18, 2019

Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020

Mastias

A guy that likes cats and memes

You are such a Mastias (cat lover)

by Matou177 March 4, 2020

Mistified

When the moisture or vapor of another person or entity cover ones body or face.

I accidentally peed into the wind.. I was mistified

by Mrmaxweld February 27, 2021

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021