popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.
Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!
by Hot Jizz March 01, 2014
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CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA
by Big Moustache June 01, 2009
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zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.
Drew has a zebra mustache.
by The Zebra Man November 30, 2008
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franks mustache

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !
by x0002 March 15, 2011
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catfish mustache

the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.
sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache
by taniawarf August 16, 2010
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meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.
Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.
by Tom Willis February 24, 2005
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Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.
by Koury January 09, 2004
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