Minte capatoooos

"Minte capatooos" is an expression used to show a negative react to something. In english is "capatoooos is lying".

"Hi, i am not gay."
"Minte capatoooos, yesterday i saw you making out with a girl in a gay club."
"MINTE CAPATOOOS!!"

by Gay.for.faiar.but.im.a.female March 21, 2021

lint mint

The lonely leftover Altoid or Lifesaver you find in your pocket, between the small coins and the not-yet-quite-used Kleenex.

"Do you have a gum for me?" - "Sorry, no... but I can offer you a lint mint!"

by putthegerminGermany May 7, 2014

Fucken mint

When a thing or situation is so good that lesser adjectives can't possibly explain how good it is. Particularly if it's to do with cars, drugs, music or other non mainstream sub culture things and events. Similar to a Chef's kiss of excellence.

Whilst off chops at a music festival Gary turned to Shane and said; "fuck, these Mitsubishi's are fucken mint!"

by Denni5m August 7, 2020

welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.

" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"

by Lobonb March 11, 2008

mint stain

When a girl has either a narwb (no apparent reason wet box) or a arwb (apparent reason wet box) and it dries on her undies

I pulled down this slag's panties and she had a massive mint stain

by H-Dawgggg March 10, 2008

mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 29, 2018

gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

by Alex February 25, 2005