Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.

Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.

by Killtankbts November 8, 2012

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 27, 2006

Mexican chimney

The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes

Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged

by Step Daddy January 14, 2010

Mexican Exchange

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.

Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!

by TinyT187 February 11, 2010

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

Mexican distributor

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

mexican surround sound

playing all of the tv sets in the house on the same program really loud to achieve the surround sound experience.

Hey Juan turn up the tv in the garage and kitchen, moms tv is louder. its messing with my mexican surround sound.

by Hecta_son March 31, 2011