The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item will be granted with the powers of marty himself.
He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.
He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.
Sean Martine: hey ever heard of Mczilla
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!
Everyone else: *slaps* No that man is bad, normal people say that Marty Bogroll is superior to craigavon itself!
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Joe: That person's a real Matt Brenner.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
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1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.
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Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011
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Get the matt dice mug.seems like a cool person. really isn't. he may be in advanced math but he ain't that smart. he will literally ruin your life. kinda funny though. but whatever chance you get, kick him in the balls. haha jk don't do that. I might get sued. usually tall, brown hair, and is half Asian half Brazilian.
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