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mateo

hi stoopid. ur funny and ur laugh is fucking weird lmao buts its cool. can u play fortnite tmrw lol

bye 👍
me "hi"

mateo "who asked"
by its me guess February 26, 2020
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mateo

hes rly chill. his basic phrase is "who asked" or "ok and" or "i dont know" but hes rlly nice an funny and good to stay up w when ur bored bc he does stupid stuff. i barley have classes w him but its fun to be around him and hes good to talk to. also hes good at fortnite and carries me lmao
hi mateooo
by its me guess February 26, 2020
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Mathew Faulkner

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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Mathed

1. Getting hit by math papers under extreme frustration

2. When one is engulfed in pain/math.
Yoy have been MATHED ©
by Potahtoh November 13, 2020
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mateo

BEST BESTITE EVER IDC WHAT U SAY ISTG.
yeah im friends with mateo. your not? god u must be boring as hell man
by caitlinnnnnnnnnnnnnn1 March 18, 2021
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mathena

A beautiful baby girl and she has the most prettiest smile, prettiest face I’ve ever seen❤️
Best friend: Hey Mathena your so pretty

Mathena: thanks!
by Dejmathena December 8, 2021
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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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