Marcus momo

A person that is truly the living definition of a retarded gamer, sucks at csgo and all other games that he likes to play!

That marcus momo is so bad at cs:go im am horrified

by n-wordTronman April 23, 2020

Marcused

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.

Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one

by Yodastrueson May 1, 2020

Marcus

A fat gay cock sucker who loves to brag about his boring accomplishments

“OmG did u hear about Marcus”
“no what did he say this time?”
“He said he blowed off his dad!”
“wtf”

by Sucmydic12 May 29, 2020

Marcus

Marcus is an ugly, annoying person and the absolute worst person to be around

I hate how Marcus is near me

by Marcus is a fat cunt May 12, 2022

Marcus

An extremely sexy guy probably goes to a private school and has a 17inch dick if you had a Marcus you would know. Marcus's tend to like soccer and are really good at it. He often has a black and a white friend and probably has a secret identity with one of them.

Oh that's Marcus ? Damn I wish I was with him.

by I know people February 16, 2017

Marcus

An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.

Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"

by teeheeimfunny August 27, 2011

Marcus

A fucking idiot that everyone hates. Is in LOVE with call of duty. Has short hair that makes him look like he has cancer.

Uh, that guy is a fucking Marcus!

by Thekingoffools October 24, 2017