Major Andre

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.

While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

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majortude

Major - fucking - attitude

She started yelling at me and had a real bad majortude

by reallyeffinbored March 19, 2011

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majola

one who loves to party and brings good vibes

from South African slang "Jol" which means party

That guy Blessing, he is such a majola jol party animal

by Molly Devane September 19, 2013

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Majoras Task

To have dirty sex with a mask on, preferably carried out by video game nerds.

Phillip: I just had sex with Maria
Joe: How?!
Phillip: We did Majoras Task!
Joe: So she DIDN'T see your face?!

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

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This term was popularized by Dj Khaled via the social media app, Snapchat. Through his many rants, he would often refer to something as a "major key" or "major key alert" or the "keys to success". This could be anything from drinking water with every meal, to watering your plants or even taking out the trash. So many people caught on to this trend and started immitating this phrase and before long, it was an actual coined phrase imbedded in urban vernacular.

Water is a major key to succes. Drinking water with every meal is a major key ya'll.

by Siddthekidd August 2, 2016

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Major Lazer

Musical trio creating music. Currently, Diplo, Walshy Fire and Jillionare are in it. Mainly created reggae music and current songs. The people behind Cold Water (single), Lean On ( from Peace is the Mission ) and Know No Better ( EP ). The band was created alongside the animated series which involved a Jamaican guy. The group is now creating songs which appeal more to young people.

Did you hear that new Major Lazer album?

by JerkyChickn July 3, 2017

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Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020

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