Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).

Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."

by nuguns June 8, 2007

Mangina

A Male penis so small that should be considered a vagina, the average Mangina is 11 cm long and can't produce spermatozoa.

Whoah did you see skoofis dick?

Yeah that's a mangina if I have ever seen one!

by @lilcrablegs on ig November 13, 2019

quiquiribu mandinga

Afro-Cuban word for bye girl, which, something to do with whichcraft.

Oye no, no, no mi hermana quiquiribu mandinga, hecheciera, paquetera.

by Erick Mendez SiBoNeY-QBIN-TaInO October 13, 2004

Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010

Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013

mandingle party

A sexy party filled with albinos such as Matthews

I'm going for a mandingle party tonight

by joggnyboomey April 11, 2014

menging

the act which involves one person going down on a recently deceased corpse, while the second person jumps on its stomach and therefore sprays all the internal stuff into the other person's mouth

Wana go menging tonight? Sure, which gravesite.

by urbanaznboi July 20, 2009