The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

maloney maneuver

Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.

Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver

by Elmer Champs March 26, 2024

War Maneuver

During sex the man and the women will compete for who can choke out the other the fastest. The man will throat fuck the woman in an attempt to choke her out and his time will be recorded. The woman will then sit on the mans face until the man taps out as he cannot breathe. The time will then be recorded and the fastest time is the winner.

Bro me and my girl are going to do the War Maneuver to see who does the dishes tonight! Do you think i’ll win?

by Tiny Ballsack June 3, 2021

The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.

Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver

by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022

The Maneuver

The act of taking ones shirt off, usually after a long day of work, and eating fast food in a parked car while shirtless, free of all worry or care.

Made famous by radio personality Chad Dukes.

After a long day at work, Phil stopped at Wendy’s and executed the maneuver.

by Thegiraffeoflegend June 1, 2021

Plunger maneuver

Jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet

I was hard up and had to take a shit so I deployed the plunger maneuver

by Broken_toyz_ January 31, 2022