Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.

Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once

by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021

Ming Mong

Tyler Laird

Tyler Laird is a Ming Mong

by Y.o.u.r... m.u.m March 2, 2022

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022