Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

minnesota street sweeper

The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"

Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....

by BeardedAsshole October 11, 2018

ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies

“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”

by ow169459 November 13, 2019

Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.

by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020

St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

Minnesota White Snow

The act of fucking a white animal in the winter then before busting a nut you pullout and ejaculate on the animal and the sidewalk creating "Minnesota White Snow"

Did you see fred banging that chicken! Yea then he pulled out and made Minnesota White Snow!

by Hatertots February 24, 2015

Minnesota Waffle Stomp

The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.

I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~

by Dovebone February 8, 2021