ming

A smelly dirty wanker who is an absolute waste of space and deffo enjoys eating raisins

“James Kelly is such a ming”

by Liv laugh love October 26, 2022

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

shming-ming

killing or harming someone. used in a joking manner. can be used as "shming-minging" someone.

P1: If you go away I will shming-ming you.
P2: Noo,haha

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

ming

a ming is a person who embodies the characteristics of a ming.

oi Josh, you're a ming

by the tent incident April 24, 2023

Guan Ming

Guan Ming

man Guan Ming is so intelligent

by sheeseburglar April 25, 2023

xiao ming bao

xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.

Question: what is 2+2
Rhesa: xiao ming bao

by galigma June 22, 2023