MAP

A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.

"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."

by DrSkittle March 31, 2023

Cuddle-map

The process of mapping every curve,inch, muscle ripple and scent while cuddling your loved one.

While holding each other before they departed they found themselves cuddle-mapping.

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other

At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023

Sex Map

A useful resource to finding your next side ting

I got a sex map to your mothers bedroom

by jayc33 January 9, 2024

MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.

The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP

by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024