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squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.
When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....
by James Thacker June 23, 2006
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Ear Licking

Let me rephrase my previous definition differently and more sensibly:

While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?

It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.

It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?

Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.
▼The chat of an ASMR twitch stream▼

DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?

KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
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cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically
dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!
by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010
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Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
by Jon (943) August 1, 2008
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poppin n lockin

urban dance style associated with breakdancing, other forms include up rockin, down rockin etc...

usually limited to upper torso. including wave like staccato movements of the arms and sliding the feet. similar to the the robot.
yo dat nigga trey got mad skillz, poppin n lockin like a true bboy, old skool fo shizil
by ob1 July 11, 2003
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