Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

lincolnshire

boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.

I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.

by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005

Linobamvaki

Crypto-Christians or secret Christians in Ottoman Cyprus who pretended to be Moslem. These guys were Latin and Maronite Catholics who became Turkish Cypriots over three centuries of Turkish rule. Linobamvaki is a derogratory term used throughout Cyprus to describe these folk. It means Cotton-Linen in Greek, as on one side they were Cotton and on the other they were Linen, in other words they were both! Meaning indecisive!

Example people from Louroudjina, Monarga, Limniti, Ayios Theodoros (Larnaca), Anglisides, Potamia, Ayios Sozomenos, Galinoporni and Ayios Thomas (Limassol) village in Cyprus are of Linobamvaki origin.

by olcay January 4, 2007

lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

linoleum

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

linloh

Nickname of Lindsay Lohan according to chapstick girls.

"Ow my gas! Did you see Linloh's new boob job?" - Chapstick Girl 1
"Linloh?" - Chapstick Girl 2
"Lindsay Lohan" - Chapstick Girl 1

by Pleakley March 11, 2005

lincohen

a very large luxury vehicle that is driven by senior citizens of the jewish persuasion. usually a lincoln town car or a continental, but a classy version would be a mark 8.

hey dude look at all of the lincohens parked at the diner getting the early bird specials.

by jsf102061 October 11, 2007