Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.

“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”

by okayxairen August 28, 2023

Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.

Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.

by Twistedeyedea May 29, 2019

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.

“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 25, 2019

Bitch Lasagna

A fire ass song that will destroy T-series!

T series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

by FortniteGamer09 December 3, 2018

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021