Lasagna

Basically savory cake. Garfield's favorite meal

Example 1: In my opinion, lasagna is better than pizza.
Example 2: T-Series ain't nothing but a B**ch lasagna!

by CEOofFriv May 1, 2020

frank's lasagna

Translated directly to "love"

Use in context of something that you really love.

Hey, videogames are totally Frank's Lasagna!

by Stalker25 June 24, 2019

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

Bitch Lasagna

A fire ass song that will destroy T-series!

T series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

by FortniteGamer09 December 3, 2018

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).

“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca”
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot”

by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025