lag swag

When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.

If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.

"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."

by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013

face lag

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people

fuck u have a bad case of face lag

by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007

shag-lag

Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.

Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!

by Kevin Scott (Yes! The one you know!) July 20, 2005

Lag Fag

The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.

Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag

by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009

lag boosting

When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.

Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.

Phillip: Man that guy was lag boosting that was some shit.

Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.

by phillis cheese steak September 19, 2007

Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014