Lobster bisque

Stinky vag

Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.

by The block jenny came from February 14, 2022

Lobster rolling

Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.

I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.

by UrbanWriterMaster December 4, 2020

mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone August 16, 2013

Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.

What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”

by delcodelco July 24, 2019