the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

Lava Hot

When you experience something that wows your pants off

Also: Lit, Dope, Super cool

I was listening to a Pinny Schachter song and it was Lava Hot

by Sony P April 19, 2022

Lava

When you have diarrhea.

Dude I had crazy lava after eating that burger

by Dmonte July 19, 2023

lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.

“Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 4, 2022

Lavae

Lavae is a kind and loving person who's willing to his/her love one first.

You are such a Lavae

by Lavae conway August 3, 2020

Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.

Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!

by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024