Lauren

A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "FUCK BALL"

Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the Fuck Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....
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BF: Hey babe, wanna do the Lauren ?
GF: Isn't that just the "Fuck Ball"?
BF: Fuck Ball Lauren, Same Diff!!!
GF: Okay, let's get it on!!!

by n54 March 1, 2011

a lauren

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

A Lauren

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.

We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages

by Joffalot May 24, 2017

Lauren

Lauren is the name of a rude girl who gets very sassy and bossy
Lauren can be a diva but you never want to get on her nerves
Lauren is very beautiful and you should always treat her with respect
Lauren is the name of someone who is not very athletic

I went to laurens house and she made me bow to her acting like i was her queen

by Mirijana October 17, 2016

lauren

girl with very loose morals and often times gives it up before the first date. prefers it in the butt after alcohol and cigarettes. other than her whorish attitude she is pretty easy to get along with as long as she is sober....she also loves threesomes. side note- shes never sober

shes a total lauren. FUCK THAT

by 2 foot wonder November 22, 2010

Lauren

Pussy-ass bitch number 2

Lauren and chase are pussy-ass bitches for using rocket launchers in fucking fortnite

by Chase's non bitch ass friend July 25, 2018

Lauren

Lauren a girl who lies all the time and flirts with every single living sole on the planet. Does not care about her boyfriends, tries to get boys fall in love with her then just crush them. She doesnt know how to treat any person. Doesnt know what trust is. I loved you so much lauren. But now i hate ur guts.

Girl: I love you so much!
Boy: i love you way more babe!
*week later*

Girl- dating some other guy
Boy: dang dude shes a real lauren.

by coolcat0123456789 March 29, 2011