lumina

A cheap poorly built chevy product that has a really fast v6 (3.4) but has more engine trouble than a fiat ,oh ya the transmissions suck!! try to find a 5 speed for a 1991 lumina Z34!!

when i start the lumina the engine revs a 4000 rpm, second gear is gone, both door handles broke off (real smart design there chevy), the seatbelt dosen't work, and they sound like crap!

by beatle May 28, 2006

latina

I disagree with Dr.Murph... if Latin women were the hottest then there wouldn't be so many Latin men who hit on White girls & Asian girls, now would there?

Dr.Murph is a good example of a sick fetish having freak, who needs to realize there are beautiful women in every race... or maybe it's that other races don't give him the time of day.

by willis April 13, 2005

latina

To the one who said, "Latina is someone who is Italian, Spanish, Portugese or Argentinian. In other words not hispanic, but European-white... most people confuse the two."

You are probably an argentine with the idiosincratic argentine complex: Get over it! Argentines are NOT Caucassian. They are HISPANIC like every other latino on this earth.

And yeah, latinas DO have the shzzaaam . . .

A gorgeous Latina asked me out and I declined for very stupid reasons. Please rip my balls off.

by repentant September 13, 2005

Lavina

the thing that crawls out of a closet every morning.

Send the forward to 8 people or she'll get you too!

"Oh man, I'm so fuckin' scared! I didn't send that forward and Lavina came after me last night!"

by thatgirlyouthoughtyouknewyah February 17, 2010

Luminaire

Noun- 1.A super awesome twilight magic spell.

"Wow! Did you see that Luminaire? It blew up the sky!"

by Lumi June 26, 2003

Latina

Offspring of sun worshipping indigenous people of South America and Spanish conquistadores. Unlike Blacks and Jews, they are the preferred minority of white people, who accord them privileges they would not give to their own children.

That illegal alien is a Latina

by Hermania December 26, 2007

Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003