"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
by Mitch Tight and Bright March 22, 2011
Get the Backdoor Keymug. by tsizz13 July 5, 2016
Get the major keymug. When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
by Perreh January 24, 2023
Get the Key Flingermug. by nekozuu December 12, 2021
Get the kei privileggemug. a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009
Get the long keymug. A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.
Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
by Mt^Top March 22, 2011
Get the stuck keymug. The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020
Get the Turned the Keymug.