the kaylynn

This is the act where when you are having anal sex with a girl, and while you are doing her, her dog comes and licks your ass. Then when you are about to cum.. you do it in the dogs mouth. So when the dog goes to the girl you just had sex with, it will lick her face, so she will have shit and cum all over her face with dog drool.

i once did her up the but with the kaylynn

by Kyle Baca January 5, 2008

Kaelyn

Kaelyn is a beautiful and wild truly wild girl with a heart made of stardust and all of your favorite songs. A Kaelyn can be you worst enemy or you absolute truest and dearest friend/lover. She is outgoing, lights up the room with energetic and care free stories and jokes, has the most unique and bad ass sense of style, is always dying her hair or talking about wanting a new piercing or tattoo, a trend setter with an IDGAF Attitude, she is sad a lot but is almost always laughing. She has some of the most beautiful eyes and striking goddess-like features and the voice of an angel. Kaelyns are short, petite and full of life, some of your craziest memories and best stories will be made with her at your side. They are captivating to audiences and live in the moment, they love hard but love sparingly and almost never give up on people they care for, there is truly no other woman like a Kaelyn, never lose her.

Josh: Who is that girl over there at this party? She's so captivating and beautiful but looks intimidating.

Clarissa: oh that's Kaelyn! I met her a few months back when I was out, she's SUPER nice and a shit load of fun! Go say hi!

by Neverender7 March 30, 2020

Dirty Kalyan

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime

I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night

by Sircute November 30, 2020

kaly

the ugliest, sluttiest, whore..whose vagina smells like fish

kaly is the biggest skank in the world, who's vagina is so large and stretched out, that it swallows toliets. Fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a mansion's hallway.

by Celina fufferson January 5, 2009

kallyn

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!

Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!

by Ur Mom February 1, 2005

Kalyn

The girl that mchief loves and wants to have hard butt sex with...

Okay maybe I stretched the truth a bit...

mchief343: man I had a fantasy last night!
KeyesBlob: about that girl right?
mchief343: hell yeah

the rest is too bad, don't wanna hurt no little kids

by KeyesBlob July 6, 2004

kaelyn

someone who was once a good friend, and then turns into a backstabbing bitch in a matter of seconds.

my friend totally pulled a kaelyn yesterday and told my mom everything. now we don't talk anymore.

by shmozz August 4, 2007