person from Massachusetts who travels to New Hampshire solely to take up space and look at foliage in the fall
by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Asshole swag-fag that carries around a pair of beats headphones all the time and has a hoodie with rolled up sleeves. Likes to hit people and called people faggots.
Person 1: Have you heard? mathieu brought his beats to school today.
Person 2: Yeah, hes such a joey.
Person 2: Yeah, hes such a joey.
by Anonymousaaswipewtf February 10, 2014

by UNOFFICAL URBAN DICTIONAERY April 12, 2019

A guy who you meet and instantly forget as he didn't make much of an impression and is therefore rather forgettable
by Pozzyp September 13, 2014

fuck fuck fuck joey
by fdfghj September 14, 2018

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them
by unintelligent human May 22, 2019
