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Jesse

A boy who i am completely falling for. A Jesse will never be a dick and will always make you laugh. You can never be bored while with a Jesse.
"Your a total Jesse"
by 2/19 March 9, 2010
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jesse lacey

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
"Play Crack The Sky" epitomizes Jesse Lacey's abilities as a lyricist and story-teller.
by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006
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Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
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New Jersey Air Vent

When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis
Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent
by NLIII March 5, 2009
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New Jersey Plunger

The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.
While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted
by AJ&KEVIN November 6, 2010
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jensen ackles

A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.

Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen Ackles is very good looking
by Tina-Fish October 7, 2007
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Jersey Sprinkler

The Jersey Sprinkler is when you fill a colander with diarrhea, tie a string to the handles and whirl it in a circle above your head.
She needed to call in a professional carpet cleaner after I gave her home a Jersey Sprinkler at her son's bris.
by A fat November 29, 2010
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