Jason

man with cute dad and thic dog

damn that boy looks like jason

by Milo lungen October 16, 2018

Jason

This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.

Jason is gay.

by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019

Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.

The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners

by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019

Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.

Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?

by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018

Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!

Jason is #veryannoying

by Jit Jat December 31, 2018

Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name

Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*

by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019

Jason

Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but

Jason is awesome!

by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019